If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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