was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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