At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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