Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
So apparently I’m into choking now
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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