high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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