My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
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