Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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