Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
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