we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
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