Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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