I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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