I seem to have left my pride at pride
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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