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Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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