im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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