turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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