Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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