You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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