The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
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