She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
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