oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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