i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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