i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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