What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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