At least make sure they are 18
Why
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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