When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
