Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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