I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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