Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
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