The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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