Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I got a call from 999 999 9999. I didn't answer it because I was too busy freaking out about the number.
It was probably Jesus.
I feel like he would have left a message.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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