And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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