I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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