Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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