Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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