Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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