i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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