my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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