I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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