when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Pooping to opera.
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