Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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