Me too!
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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