Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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