Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
We're too hungover to prance.
Dick very happy bro
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I need to align my fucking chakras
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