i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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