you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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