"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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