let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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