At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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