Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
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