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You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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